From the Notebook

  • Small

    Your conception of God is pathetic, feeble, and small—
    Just like you.

    Your god is a petty little narcissist,
    Obsessed with the titty-baby garbage of human hands:
    Money, politics, reputation—
    The same meaningless shit you’re consumed with.

    Your god is abusive and controlling:
    A tyrant who suppresses with fear and violence,
    An angry judge obsessed with meting out punishment
    On those who don’t adhere to his arbitrary code.

    Yet for some reason, the judge gives you a free pass:
    Your sin doesn’t matter because you’re so fucking special.
    “No fires of hell for you, my precious saint.”
    Grow up, you ignorant twat.

    You have no morals of any kind,
    Save for the pursuit of power at all costs.
    The end justifies the means, your addled mind reasons,
    Too cowardly to acknowledge that you delight in darkness.

    Even your conception of power is stupid and weak:
    You believe it means robbing everyone else of choice,
    Yet you can’t control your own foolish impulses.
    How arrogant can you possibly get?

    You bleat about unborn babies and sexual deviants
    But your own leader is a liar, thief, and pedophile,
    And you see nothing wrong with it—
    You’d rather die than admit your hypocrisy.

    Life is just a football game to you:
    You only care about your team winning,
    Even if they have to lie, steal, or kill to do it.

    Apparently that’s how pathetic your god is:
    His simping foot soldiers have to break the rules
    And resort to cheap tricks to do his bidding—
    He must be an inept, bumbling cheater like you.

    You scream the name of God but hold nothing sacred:
    Your entire existence is toxic and profane,
    An odious affront to all creation.

    You’ve surrendered your mind to the god of your illusions
    And it’s rendered you passive, stupid, and addicted,
    Gleefully manipulated by the demons of your own hubris.

    You blather nonsense and wag your finger at the world
    Like a tattling toddler,
    Blind to how you embarrass and degrade yourself,
    Unaware that no one is listening to your inane babble.

    To worship your bitty baby god is expensive and destructive—
    It’s become much too costly for the rest of us to indulge.
    You’re accustomed to having your made-up stories validated,
    Insisting that everyone else believe them, too.

    Your fantasies were tolerated in their time, but those days are gone.
    You’ve overplayed your hand and revealed your god
    To be a hoax and a hallucination,
    Formed from the dredges of your own darkness and depravity.

    If that hurts your feelings, too bad.
    Had the flimsy god of your creation any real power,
    Another person’s words would mean nothing to you.
    But you’re too fragile to handle that, snowflake.

    If only you were granted a tiny glimpse
    Into the vastness of the universe—
    If only you could find, for just one moment,
    The courage to rise to a higher view.

    With a greater perspective, you’d recognize in an instant
    That you’re nothing but an insignificant speck—
    A tiny pissant on a planet among billions—
    And that frightens you to the pit of your soul.

    That’s why you hold nothing in reverence:
    You’re a spineless little con artist
    Crafting a worthless god of fear and manipulation
    To make the world so small that you can control and manage it.

    Because you—some stupid little primate
    Roaming this earth for a few brief moments—
    Should make the universe bow to your demands.
    Get on your knees and repent, you pompous imbecile.

    If you ever had a moment’s meeting with the Divine
    You’d understand that you don’t know a goddamn thing,
    And nothing is at your command save for your own choices—
    But that’s just too scary for you to accept.

    Stop pouting and plotting destruction because
    The world won’t worship the god you shat from your ass.
    Get over yourself, and shut the fuck up.

  • Engine House No. 6 (1894) – Atlanta

    Bruce & Morgan. Engine House No. 6 (1894). Sweet Auburn, Atlanta.
    Bruce & Morgan. Engine House No. 6 (1894). Sweet Auburn, Atlanta.1 2 3
    Corbelled brick on the facade of Engine House No. 6, Atlanta
    Corbelled brick on the facade of Engine House No. 6, Atlanta
    Terracotta date panel on the facade of Engine House No. 6, Atlanta
    Terracotta date panel on the facade of Engine House No. 6, Atlanta
    Fire engine doors and granite quoins on the facade of Engine House No. 6, Atlanta
    Fire engine doors and granite quoins on the facade of Engine House No. 6, Atlanta
    Terracotta ornamentation between second-floor windows on Engine House No. 6, Atlanta
    Terracotta ornamentation between second-floor windows on Engine House No. 6, Atlanta
    Terracotta Atlanta Fire Department insignia on the facade of Engine House No, 6, Atlanta
    Terracotta Atlanta Fire Department insignia on the facade of Engine House No, 6, Atlanta
    Terracotta panel on the facade of Engine House No. 6, Atlanta
    Terracotta panel on the facade of Engine House No. 6, Atlanta
    Second-floor windows on the facade of Engine House No. 6, Atlanta
    Second-floor windows on the facade of Engine House No. 6, Atlanta
    Terracotta ornamentation on the facade of Engine House No. 6, Atlanta
    Terracotta ornamentation on the facade of Engine House No. 6, Atlanta

    References

    1. Building cornerstone. ↩︎
    2. “They Are Twins.” The Atlanta Constitution, February 11, 1894, p. 7. ↩︎
    3. “Engine House No. 6.” The Atlanta Constitution, May 29, 1894, p. 9. ↩︎
  • Postcards from the South: McCain Library – Decatur, Georgia

    Postcard view of the interior of McCain Library (1936) at Agnes Scott College, Decatur, Georgia

    This postcard depicts the interior of the McCain Library at Agnes Scott College in Decatur, Georgia, designed by W.J. Sayward of Edwards & Sayward and completed in 1936.

    Published by the AH Company, the card was postmarked in Decatur on November 5, 1942, and addressed to Miss Caroline Lorry of 124 E. Harrison in Maumee, Ohio.

    The following note fills the back:

    “It is always good to have news of you + your job + I am so happy you are liking your work. We have a larger school this year then last. Sarah Massey was promoted to Asst. Buyer for one of the depts. at Richs + soon after became very sick. She is critically ill with double pneumonia probably – they thought once it was typhoid. Miss Mac is working on the index of [?] it is about to get the best of her – she is so anxious to get it finished.

    Love, Bee Miller

    Bee sounds like a busybody.

  • Mostly Mundane: Bent

    American flamingo (Phoenicopterus ruber)
    American flamingo (Phoenicopterus ruber)

    Yeah, it’s rough out there,

    But don’t get bent out of shape.

    There have to be easier days ahead.

    Right?

  • Postcards from the South: U.S. Post Office – Atlanta

    Postcard view of the interior of the U.S. Post Office (1909), Atlanta

    This postcard depicts the interior of the U.S. Post Office in Atlanta, designed by John Knox Taylor and completed in 1909.

    Published by I.F. P. Co. of Atlanta, the card wasn’t postmarked but was addressed to Miss Lena Grow of #29 Dewey Ave. in Atlanta.

    The note on the back says:

    “Hello, my little friend [not creepy at all – ed.] how are you getting along how is Charlie hope he is better. if you did not mean that you could go to the meeting what did you mean be cause I do not understand wont you please tell me. I sure had a nice time Sunday hope you did. But I did not meet Miss”

    Literally everything about that message is disturbing.

  • Greensboro Coca-Cola Bottling Company (1932) – Greensboro, North Carolina

    Pringle & Smith with Joseph J. Sawyer. Coca-Cola Bottling Company (1931). Greensboro, North Carolina.
    Pringle & Smith with Joseph J. Sawyer. Coca-Cola Bottling Company (1931). Greensboro, North Carolina.1 2 3 4 5
    Windows and pilasters on the facade of the Greensboro Coca-Cola Bottling Company, Greensboro, North Carolina
    Windows and pilasters on the facade of the Greensboro Coca-Cola Bottling Company, Greensboro, North Carolina
    Pilaster and stringcourse on the facade of the Greensboro Coca-Cola Bottling Company, Greensboro, North Carolina
    Pilaster and stringcourse on the facade of the Greensboro Coca-Cola Bottling Company, Greensboro, North Carolina
    Windows and brick spandrels on the facade of the Greensboro Coca-Cola Bottling Company, Greensboro, North Carolina
    Windows and brick spandrels on the facade of the Greensboro Coca-Cola Bottling Company, Greensboro, North Carolina
    Brick spandrel on the facade of the Greensboro Coca-Cola Bottling Company, Greensboro, North Carolina
    Brick spandrel on the facade of the Greensboro Coca-Cola Bottling Company, Greensboro, North Carolina

    References

    1. “George W. Kane Is Low Bidder On Coca-Cola Company Plant”. Greensboro Daily News (Greensboro, North Carolina), November 21, 1891, p. 16. ↩︎
    2. “Contract For Coca-Cola Building Goes To Kane”. Greensboro Daily News (Greensboro, North Carolina), November 28, 1931, p. 16. ↩︎
    3. “Speeding Up Work On Coca-Cola Job, High Point Road”. The Greensboro Record (Greensboro, North Carolina), February 5, 1932, p. 3. ↩︎
    4. “Building Drops Off For Month”. The Greensboro Record (Greensboro, North Carolina), April 30, 1932, p. 3. ↩︎
    5. Craig, Robert M. The Architecture of Francis Palmer Smith, Atlanta’s Scholar-Architect. Athens, Georgia: The University of Georgia Press (2012), p. 245. ↩︎
  • Urban Life: A Little Shopping

    Northern mockingbird (Mimus polyglottos)
    Northern mockingbird (Mimus polyglottos)

    More like suburban life, I spotted this friendly mockingbird loitering outside a big box store during a routine shopping trip.

    It’s hard to imagine a more desolate habitat for wildlife than an American shopping center, but mockingbirds are apparently resourceful little scavengers who can survive in the toughest environments.

    And make no mistake: the suburbs are tough, especially on the soul. Dear God, I detest them.

  • Nathan Deal Judicial Center (2020) – Atlanta

    Robert A.M. Stern Architects. Nathan Deal Judicial Center (2020). Atlanta.1 2
    Pediment on the facade of the Nathan Deal Judicial Center, Atlanta
    Pediment on the facade of the Nathan Deal Judicial Center, Atlanta
    Windows on the Nathan Deal Judicial Center, Atlanta
    Windows on the Nathan Deal Judicial Center, Atlanta

    References

    1. Rankin, Bill. “Justice Thomas: Judges must uphold rule of law”. The Atlanta Journal-Constitution, February 12, 2020, p. B1. ↩︎
    2. Nathan Deal Judicial Center — Robert A.M. Stern Architects, LLP ↩︎

  • Relic Signs: Bahi Hut (1962) – Sarasota, Florida

    Bahi Hut (1962). 4675 N. Tamiami Trail, Sarasota, Florida.
    Bahi Hut (1962). 4675 N. Tamiami Trail, Sarasota, Florida.

    It’s no Trader Vic’s, but Florida’s oldest Tiki bar is as authentic as it gets. The Bahi Hut opened in 1962,1 2 3 next to the Golden Host Motor Hotel—the torches are still burning at both places.

    Location of Bahi Hut Cocktail Lounge

    The bar claims it began operation in 1954, but don’t ask me where they got that date from—even the adjoining motel didn’t open until 1959.4 5 Pass me a Mai Tai, and I’ll happily overlook the discrepancy.

    Golden Host Motor Hotel (1959). Sarasota, Florida. Photograph from an undated postcard published by Steinmetz Photography of Sarasota.
    Golden Host Motor Hotel (1959). Sarasota, Florida. Photograph from an undated postcard published by Steinmetz Photography of Sarasota.

    Sarasota is a hot spot for mid-20th-century Modernist architecture, with several surviving works by Paul Rudolph and other designers of the so-called Sarasota School of Architecture.

    It’s fitting that a city trading on its retro reputation still has this little slice of exotica, evoking fond memories of some moonlit night being serenaded by Les Baxter. That actually happened to me in Kansas once (thanks, KPR!).

    The sign shown above apparently debuted with the bar’s opening and was restored circa 2018.6 A hui hou.

    References

    1. “Lounge Is Opened”. Sarasota Journal (Sarasota, Florida), January 18, 1962, p. 3. ↩︎
    2. “Opened On Wednesday”. The News (Sarasota, Florida), January 19, 1962, p. 9. ↩︎
    3. Powers, Harris. “How’s Business Here These Days?” Sarasota Journal (Sarasota, Florida), January 24, 1962, p. 6. ↩︎
    4. “1st Units Of Golden Host Motel Will Be Available By Jan. 15”. The Sarasota News (Sarasota, Florida), p. 11. ↩︎
    5. “Golden Host Motel Plans Open House Today”. Sarasota Herald-Tribune (Sarasota, Florida), February 15, 1959, p. 20. ↩︎
    6. Wells, Jennifer. “The rebirth of the Bahi Hut”. Sarasota Herald-Tribune (Sarasota, Florida), May 31, 2018, p. E8. ↩︎
  • Northeast Natives: Woodland sunflower

    Woodland sunflower (Helianthus divaricatus)
    Woodland sunflower (Helianthus divaricatus)

    I appreciate a plant that straddles different worlds.

    I recently found this lovely woodland sunflower growing on the edge of a suburban forest.

    The base of the plant is tucked beneath the trees, while the super-long stems dangle their bright yellow flowers in the open sun.

    Clever!