Is it a White person’s shit or a Black person’s shit? Maybe it’s the shit of a Hispanic or Asian.
Did a woman crap it out? Or a man? What if it’s the feces of another gender entirely — such a shit show!
Perhaps a Republican dropped this dookie, or maybe a Democrat pooped it out. What if some fucking Independent plopped it in the bowl?
Did a fabulous, wealthy person pop their turd, or did some lowly poor churn out the butt sausage?
Surely this is the crap of a purebred American — but what if it’s the dump of some illegal foreigner?
No, I suspect a Christian dropped this deuce…but maybe it was a Muslim. What if an atheist did it? Dear fucking God, it’s so difficult to know.
In the end, it’s all bullshit, and it stinks.
Just flush the fucking toilet.