“I was going to come scold you but then I saw your profile. mmmm mmmm.”
She was a militant vegan and avowed feminist who took offense at some remark I made.
It meant nothing to me — I just like being a smartass.
Apparently, I ruffled her deeply-held beliefs, and she felt the need to set me right,
Naughty boy that I am.
She probably had no idea how creepy she seemed, though —
Just as lecherous and predatory as the men she railed against in her comments.
I blocked her without saying a word,
But briefly considered the truth that
We really are each other’s mirrors.