Monastery at Large

It’s time to change your tired old story.

What I’ve Learned from Social Media

  1. A cry for help is just a cry for attention. No one actually wants to be helped.
  2. Everyone thinks their life is either uniquely special or uniquely awful; neither is true, and either way, it’s narcissism.
  3. Ninety percent of the world’s problems would be solved if every man was complimented on his penis by another man.